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05 October 2006 @ 09:40 pm
I'M A DUMBASS AND POSTED THIS IN NEO'S POST COMMENT THINGY  
Okay so this one guy's a delivery boy for a shipping company. You know like a freelance kind of person who sets up escrows and shit? Like that. Ok his name is Derek Monroe but everyone just calls him Monroe. He's like eighteenish, kinda short but not thick/stocky. ALSO THIS IS THE FUTURE

He drives something like a mix between a truck and a landjet ok? Except it's all tricked out with vector thrust jets and 360 wheels and spinners. I am kidding about the spinners. Let's disregard the fact that it'd be like ungodly expensive and an eighteen year old with a billion dollar landjet would have to be the most spoiled fucker in the world; this is 2064 or whatever so jets are like a buck. Buck fifty if you want a good model. Basically the idea of the novel is that he has to transport some sort of prototype assault body armor and it gets stolen by a crazed klepto murderer; and his jet is wrecked. He's in the middle of nowhere in, like, what do you think of Maryland?, he's stuck at a bar and meets this angry drunk guy. Turns out the drunk guy used to work on the suit as a scientist/engineer/people that do stuff with numbers. So Monroe takes him along to get the thing back and so starts the adventure.

his theme song is the ESPN fight song
 
 
 
holidaynext on October 6th, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
maryland and ESPN do not mix this is win
smalltowndown on October 6th, 2006 01:44 am (UTC)
...dear god tain I love you